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T'was the Night Before Christmas

T'was the night before christmas...

When all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Because the caps were installed on the chimney with care;

In hopes that the squirrels would stop living there.

The skunks were nestled all snug in their dens;

While visions of spraying your dogs danced in their heads.

When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,

So we booked an inspection to see what was the matter.

Away to the attic, the squirrel flew and dashed;

So we sealed up the roofline with aluminum flash.

Down the chimney, the squirrel came with a bound;

And with a wink of his eye and a twist of his head

Because I called Vanguard — I had nothing to dread;

James spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,

And filled all the bait stations; then turned with a jerk,

But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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